One After Nine and a Half

(One After 909)

My mind's on the one after nine and a half,  
Voices in my head, oh they make me laugh,
Thought I was fine, but then I lost track,
I’m living in a sitcom, can't turn it back.

Saw myself walking down the street,
Had a chat with my shadow, quite a treat,
Told me jokes that were out of sight,
Now we’re best pals, day and night.

I said I'm living in the one after nine and a half.
Pick up the phone, hear the dial tone,
Who’s on the line? It’s just me alone,
Mind’s a mystery, always on the roam,
Living in the one after nine and a half.

Doctor said I’m quirky, that’s alright,
I’ve got my own show every night,
Tune in, laugh out, take a bow,
Living in my mind, right here and now.

I said I’m living in the one after nine and,
I said I’m living in the one after nine and,
I said I’m living in the one after nine and a half