(Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds)
Picture yourself in your bed after seven
With light bladder leakage and incontinent pees
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
Are these Poise really my size
LBL problems of yellow it seems
Threatening to cover your bed
Ah but for now I’m sleeping in Poise
And their gone
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
Ah
Then I have a dream of a fountain
Where toilets are as rare as rocking horse sh*t
Everyone smiles as you drift past a waterfall
That flows so incredibly high
Army latrines appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with the sound being loud
And you're gone
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
Ah
Picture yourself on a ship on the ocean
With locked toilets you just can’t get by
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
Ah
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
Ah
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers
You see I’m just a guy in diapers