(Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
It was 40 years ago today
Or maybe it was yesterday
They started eating dinner at four
And they turned their Tv’s up to roar
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band
We're Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
We're Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band
We hope we just don’t go too slow
Masonic Centres Old Time, Masonic Centres Old Time
Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band
It's wonderful to be here
It's time to take our pills
You're such a captive audience
Living in the home with us
Living in the home.
I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
That the staff have gathered ‘round and said
That it’s eight o’clock and time for bed
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Lefty McSporran
And Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band
Yeah