(One After 909)
You know my favourite birthday is the one after ninety-nine
Play my cards right and it won’t be a flat line
I said been married once, been married twice
But they were both as cold as ice
I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety-nine
I begged her not to go and I begged her on my bended knees,
I want to marry you do you want to marry me
I said been married once, been married twice
But they were both as cold as ice
I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety-nine
I got my cake, I’m under sedation
One hundred candles need to call the fire station
Now you know I’m in a nursing home
And they say you can no longer roam
You know my favourite birthday is the one after ninety-nine
Play my cards right and it won’t be a flat line
I said been married once, been married twice
But they were both as cold as ice
I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety
I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety
I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety-nine