(Two of Us)
I Dig a Pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf Aids
Phase one, in which Doris gets her oats
Two of us living solo
Living here from day to day
You and me, never giving
Always living in a nursing home
In a nursing home
In a nursing home
in a home
Two of us in different bedrooms
Writing letters on my wall
You and me getting thinner
Having dinner, in a nursing home
In a nursing home
In a nursing home
in a home
You and I have memories
Longer than the road
That stretches out ahead
Two of us wearing diapers
Wearing Depends in case of runs
You and me taking our pills
Getting real chilled
In a nursing home
In a nursing home
In a nursing home
in a home
You and I have memories
Longer than the road
That stretches out ahead
Two of us wearing diapers
Wearing Depends in case of runs
You and me taking our pills
Getting real chilled
In a nursing home
In a nursing home
In a nursing home
in a home
We're going home
You better believe it
Goodbye