(I'm A Loser)
I'm a wowser
I’m a wowser
And it’s all that I appear be
Everything annoys me now I’m eighty-three
and playing on that party scene is not for me
So if you have A party and you play too loud
I’ll just call the fun police and have it shut down
I'm a wowser
That’s what happens when you’re eighty-three
I’m a wowser
And it’s all that I appear to be
Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Too much fun and I’m shutting you down
Too much wine, or song you’ll hear from me
What else can you do when you’re eighty-three.
I'm a wowser
That’s what happens when you’re eighty-three
I'm a wowser
And it’s all that I appear to be
What have I done to deserve such a fate?
I realize I have left it too late
And so no matter how large or how small
I'm warning you so that you won't lose all
I'm a wowser
That’s what happens when you’re eighty-three
I'm a wowser
And it’s all that I appear to be