(Rock and Roll Music)
Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak
At my age, helps me snooze out
And if you hear it, you won’t lose out
It’ll never blow a fuse out
All I want is elevator muzak
Going up a lift with me
Going up a lift with me
I have no kick against AOR
Unless they try to take it too damn far
And change the beauty of the melody
Until it sounds like a cacophony
Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak
At my age, helps me snooze out
And if you hear it, you won’t lose out
It’ll never blow a fuse out
All I want is elevator muzak
Going up a lift with me
Going up a lift with me
You know what that music really lacks
And that’s the sound of a-whalin' sax
I must admit they could use Kenny G.
Man that would really fill my world with glee
Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak
At my age, helps me snooze out
And if you hear it, you won’t lose out
It’ll never blow a fuse out
All I want is elevator muzak
Going up a lift with me
Going up a lift with me
That muzak sounds just like a jubilee
It really sets my spirits free
And when I pushed the button for the thirteenth floor
Then I heard Queen in a symphonic score
Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak
At my age, helps me snooze out
And if you hear it, you won’t lose out
It’ll never blow a fuse out
All I want is elevator muzak
Going up a lift with me
Going up a lift with me
I started to panic, I didn’t know what to do
Then I heard Paul Mauriott ‘s ‘Love is Blue'
It was so calming, I’ll give you the hunch
It keeps me young and so in touch
Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak
At my age, helps me snooze out
And if you hear it, you won’t lose out
It’ll never blow a fuse out
All I want is elevator muzak
Going up a lift with me
Going up a lift with me