(I Don't Wanna Spoil The Party)
I don't wanna soil my pants now so I'll go
I would hate my incontinence to show
It’s leaking from my rear I wish it would disappear
If it turns up while I'm here you’ll surely know
I’m wearing my Depends so I don't care
There's nothing l can do I wear them ev'rywhere
I wonder what went wrong, I've waited far too long
But if have to fart I’ll follow through
Though tonight I’m wearing Poise
It’s not the same
I can’t fart without a noise
It’s not the same
I don't wanna soil my pants now so I'll go
I would hate my incontinence to show
It’s leaking from my rear I wish it would disappear
If it turns up while I'm here you’ll surely know
Though tonight I’m wearing Poise
It’s not the same
I can’t fart without a noise
It’s not the same
I’m wearing my Depends so I don't care
There's nothing l can do I wear them ev'rywhere
I wonder what went wrong, I've waited far too long
But if have to fart I’ll follow through