(Back in the USSR)
Well, yeah
Woo!
Ooh
Drove up from Sydney D.W.I.
That’s driving while incontinent,
On the way the plastic jar was on my knee
So I had to appear nonchalant
You know I had to sell my car
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Yeah I had to sell my car
Drive away so long, I was picked up by police
Just because I drive too slow
Leave it 'til tomorrow to get released
It only added to my woes
You know I had to sell my car
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
You know I had to
You know I had to
You know I had to sell my car
Well
I’m so old my eyes cannot see
And I can’t read road signs
And my reflexes don’t really aid me
There’s confusion always on
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind
Oh, come on!
Woo! (Hey)
Woo! (Yeah)
Woo! (Yeah)
Hell, yeah
Hey, you know I had to sell my car
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
You know I had to sell my car
WellI’m so old my eyes cannot see
And I can’t read road signs
And my reflexes don’t really aid me
There’s confusion always on
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind
Oh, let me drive ‘round the countryside
Near and far
One last time just let me drive us
Until I eventually have to sell my car
I finally have to surrender my licence
Hey, you know I had to sell my car
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
You know I had to sell my car
Oh, let me tell you, honey
Hey, I had to
Hey, you know you had to sell my car
You don't know how lucky you are, boys
You know I had to sell my car