(Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey)
Come on come on, come on come on
I’m at the end of my life
And I’ve outlived my wife
Come on why did you visit
Come on why did you visit
Take it easy I know why you visited
Everybody's got something they want, especially
My money
The harder you work the richer you get
The richer you get, the harder you work
So come on come on
Come on you sycophants
No don’t you act like infants
Come on why did you visit
Come on why did you visit
Take it easy I know why you visited
Everybody's got something they want, especially
My money
Your platitudes are out, but you’re vacuous within
You’re vacuous within when your platitudes are out
So come on come on
Come on its such a joy
Come on its such a joy
Come on why did you visit
Come on why did you visit
Take it easy I know why you visited
Everybody's got something they want, especially
My money