(Glass Onion)
I told you about the pain in my heels
You know at my age it gets harder to feel
Well, here's a place that is far more gross
It’s the top of my toes
Looking one hundred and three but I’m only eighty-nine
I can’t believe how much pain they give
Got a bad case of bad bunions
I told you that they’ve as red as can be, man
You know that they're as gross as can be, man
Well, you know it makes it difficult to walk
Be careful don’t fall
Standing is real difficult I’m sure, yeah
With all these red and bony lumps on my feet, yeah sure
Got a bad case of bad bunions
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Got a bad case of bad bunions
I told you how my feet they just swell
I tell you, man, I’m glad they don’t smell
Well, there’s nothing else they could be
Listen to me
Fixing them with ice is a notion
Covering them up with a pad, yeah
Got a bad case of bad bunions