28/06/2023
(Hello, Goodbye) You say, "Yes", I say, "What" You say, "Stop" and I say, "No, no, no" Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", can’t hear a thing though I lost my hearing many years ago. I can’t hear high, can’t hear low You say, "Why?" And I say, "My eardrums don’t blow Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "What’s that" (hello goodbye, hello goodbye, hello goodbye) You don’t know why I walk on by when you say, "Oh hi." (hello goodbye, hello goodbye, hello goodbye) You don’t know why I walk on by when you say, "Oh hi." (hello goodbye Why, why, why, why, why, why, do you walk on by Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", can’t hear a thing though I lost my hearing many years ago. You say, "Yes", I think its clear Look at me I’m lip-reading here Oh, oh no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" Hello-ooh! Hela, heba-helloa Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa (wuu-hu) Hela, heba-helloa (hela) Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa (wuu-hu) Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa
(I Am The Walrus) I take drugs to help me sleep, to sleep deep And keep me altogether See how I zoom right out of my room To get my meds I'm crying Eating up my corn flakes Waiting for the pills to work Good morning nursey, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob See all the little pills sitting Pretty little pills all in a row All the same colour and shape, style and size, they’re confusing I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye I took hallucinogens instead of diazepam Now, I’m having strange and weird and vivid dreams I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (now good sir) They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows) I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity) Health experts tell those choking smokers, Don't let Big Tobacco laugh at you. See how they lie. Those devils are bad guys, See how they lie. They're lying. Semolina pasta lacks the fibre of whole flour. It's elementary, stop eating dairy, Krishnas. Man, you need to hear me sing "milk does a body bad!" Don't listen to the egg man. Don't listen to the dairy man, I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo Joob, joob, jooba Jooba, jooba, jooba Joob, jooba Joob, jooba Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba) Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Slave Thou hast slain me Villain, take my purse If I ever Bury my body The letters which though find'st about me To Edmund Earl of Gloucester Seek him out upon the British Party O untimely death I know thee well A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire What goes on in my head? Just more gibberish, rest you