28/06/2023

False Teeth Blues

(From Me To You) Da da da, da da dumb dumb da Da da da, da da dumb dumb da There's so much that I want So much that I wanna chew But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues I've got everything that I want And you know I still can’t chew But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues I've got teeth that long to chew you And keep you all inside I've got a mouth to swallow you That keeps me satisfied (oh) There's so much that I want So much that I wanna chew But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues False teeth blues But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues I've got teeth that long to chew you And keep you all inside I've got a mouth to swallow you That keeps me satisfied (oh) There's so much that I want So much that I wanna chew But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues Blues Blues Blues

Cranky Girl

(Thank You Girl) Oh, oh, when you reach a certain age You make me sad And keep me blue And eventually you'll start To lose your cool And all you’re gonna be Is a cranky girl, a cranky girl I could tell the world A thing or two how you’re rough I know a little pill That you take would keep you tough And all you’re gonna be Is a cranky girl, a cranky girl Cranky girl you’re mad at me And mad at the world (mad at the world) That's the kind of spirit That happens to be churled And all you’re gonna be Is a cranky girl, cranky girl Oh, oh, when you reach a certain age You make me sad And keep me blue And eventually you'll start To lose your cool And all you’re gonna be Is a cranky girl, a cranky girl Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh