28/06/2023

False Teeth Blues

(From Me To You) Da da da, da da dumb dumb da Da da da, da da dumb dumb da There's so much that i want So much that I wanna chew But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues I've got everything that I want And you know I still can’t chew But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues I've got teeth that long to chew you And keep you all inside I've got a mouth to swallow you That keeps me satisfied (oh) There's so much that I want So much that I wanna chew But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues False teeth blues But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues I've got teeth that long to chew you And keep you all inside I've got a mouth to swallow you That keeps me satisfied (oh) There's so much that I want So much that I wanna chew But my teeth have dropped out, so I’m singing my song Of dentures and false teeth blues Blues Blues Blues

Cranky Girl

(Thank you Girl) Oh, oh, when you reach a certain age You make me sad And keep me blue And eventually you'll start To lose your cool And all you’re gonna be Is a cranky girl, a cranky girl I could tell the world A thing or two how you’re rough I know a little pill That you take would keep you tough And all you’re gonna be Is a cranky girl, a cranky girl Cranky girl you’re mad at me And mad at the world (mad at the world) That's the kind of spirit That happens to be churled And all you’re gonna be Is a cranky girl, cranky girl Oh, oh, when you reach a certain age You make me sad And keep me blue And eventually you'll start To lose your cool And all you’re gonna be Is a cranky girl, a cranky girl Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh

Please Freeze Me

(Please Please Me) Last night as I was going out of my head I thought, pretty soon I’m gonna be dead .. Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Please, freeze me, whoa yeah, ‘til there’s a cure You know I’m living here with cancer I pray one day there’ll be an answer Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Please, freeze me, whoa, yeah, ‘til there’s a cure You know what I’m contemplating But I need refrigerating for me (just for me) I’ll do all the freezing with you It's so hard to reason with you Whoa, yeah, i need to make me blue? I was put in a graveyard under flowers ‘Cause the refrigerator ran out of power, girl Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Please, freeze me, whoa, yeah, ‘til there’s a cure Whoa yeah, ‘til there’s a cure Whoa yeah, ‘til there’s a cure

Help Me Chew

(Love Me Do) Please help me do You know I can’t chew I can only eat stew So please Help me do Whoa, help me do Please help me do You know I can’t chew I can only eat stew So please Help me do Whoa, help me do Dentures I’d love, especially new Dentures I’d love, to help me chew Please help me do You know I can’t chew I can only eat stew So please Help me do Whoa, help me do Please help me do You know I can’t chew I can only eat stew So please Help me do Whoa, help me do Whoa-oh, help me chew Yeah, help me do