28/06/2023
(Nowhere Man) He's a real no hair man Ashley and Martin now in his plans Blaming all his no hair tans on everybody Only has a hair or two Knows not where it’s going to Look into the mirror and see No hair man please listen You don't know how much you’re missing No hair man, you can always use a spray can He's as bald as he can be In his scalp, reflection you’re gonna see No hair man, I can see it all No hair man don't worry Take your time, don't hurry Leave it all 'til somebody else Lends you a can Ah, la, la, la, la Only has a hair or two Knows not where it’s going to Look into the mirror and see No hair man please listen You don't know how much you’re missing No hair man, you can always use a spray can Ah, la, la, la, la He's a real no hair man Ashley and Martin now in his plans Blaming all his no hair tans on everybody Blaming all his no hair tans on everybody Blaming all his no hair tans on everybody
(Baby, You Can drive My Car) Asked my Granny if she’d give up her car She said, “Darling I don’t drive it too far So give me the keys and don’t be so mean And I can drive like I’m twenty-three" Granny, you can’t drive your car Don’t you know how old you are Granny, you can’t drive your car But Granny you want to Asked my Granny if she understood And she said, “Darling it’s not very good Hiding my car key is all very fine But I can drive like in younger times" Granny, you can’t drive your car Don’t you know how old you are Granny, you can’t drive your car But Granny you want to (Beep, beep, beep, beep yeah!) Granny, you can’t drive your car Don’t you know how old you are Granny, you can’t drive your car But Granny you want to I told my Granny that she’d have to stay And she said, "Listen darling I got something to say I got my car and it's breaking my heart So please give me my key so I can start" Granny, you can’t drive your car Don’t you know how old you are Granny, you can’t drive your car But Granny you want to (Beep, beep, beep, beep yeah!) (Beep, beep, beep, beep yeah!) (Beep, beep, beep, beep yeah!) (Beep, beep, beep, beep yeah!)
(Michelle) I fell, knee swells And now my body is hurting like hell How I fell I fell, knee swells Et Mon corps me fait mal comment l'enfer Mal comment l'enfer It’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use I just can’t find a way I guess I’ll have to stay Without my cane or frame You know I just can’t stand I fell, knee swells Et Mon corps me fait mal comment l'enfer Mal comment l'enfer I need to, I need to, I need to I need to make you see I’ve got a bungled up knee At my age, my injury is worse than it seems At eighty-two I’m eighty-two, I’m eighty-two, I’m eighty-two I think you know by now Can’t stand up no how Without my cane, I guess I just won’t be able to stand I fell, knee swells Et Mon corps me fait mal comment l'enfer Mal comment l'enfer Without my cane or frame You know I just can’t stand How I fell
(You Won't See Me) Since you fed me up You know I’ve been enraged You say only mush I get at my age And now its dinner time Solid food's hard to find Think I will lose my mind So don’t you feed me (don't you feed me) Don't you feed me (Don't you feed me) Time after time I refuse to even listen Since I saw that mush MY appetite went missing I ain’t No fool I don't want that gruel And don’t be so cruel So don’t you feed me (don't you feed me) Don't you feed me (don't you feed me) Time after time You refuse to even listen Since i saw that mush My appetite went missing Though the days are few They're filled with tears And since I lost you It feels like years Yes, it seems so long Since my appetite been gone And I just can't go on So don’t you feed me (don’t you feed me) Don’t you feed me (don’t you feed me) Time after time You refuse to even listen Since I saw that mush My appetite went missing Though the days are few They're filled with tears And since I lost you It feels like years Yes, it seems so long Since my appetite been gone And I just can't go on So don’t you feed me (don’t you feed me) Don’t you feed me (don’t you feed me