28/06/2023
(All My Loving) Oh my daughter I need you And it’s agreed you Will do all my laundry, too Cause this nursing home’s no laundromat And I need all my clothes stat So I'll send all my laundry to you All my track suits I’m staining, from all of my training And hope that you will clean them too And if you wash them all, you might get a phonecall And I'll send all my laundry to you All my laundry I will send to you All my laundry Needs some folding too Oh my daughter I need you And it’s agreed you Will do all my laundry, too Cause this nursing home’s no laundromat And I need all my clothes stat So I'll send all my laundry to you All my laundry I will send to you All my laundry Needs some folding too All my laundry All my laundry Ooh All my laundry I will send to you
(Ask Me Why) I love you because you tell me everything I need to remember. Now my mind once a blazing fire is now a smouldering ember. Ask me why I’ll say I love you Though I’m not sure I’m thinking of you Will never, never, never know you I know you’re mine and my happiness still makes me cry And in time I think you’ll understand the reason why If I cry it’s not because I’m sad It’s because I’ve forgotten the only love I had I can’t believe it’s happened to me I can’t conceive of any more misery Ask me why I’ll say I love you Though I’m not sure I’m thinking of you I love you because you tell me everything I need to remember Now my mind once a blazing fire is now a smouldering ember. And I know that I,I,I,I Will never, never, never know you Ask me why I’ll say I love you Though I’m not sure I’m thinking of you I can’t believe it’s happened to me I can’t conceive of any more misery Ask me why I’ll say I love you Though I’m not sure I’m thinking of you
(Money) You get the best things when you are old At least that’s what I’ve been told Now tell me Sonny (That's what you are) That's what you are (That's what you are) That's what you are, (That's what you are), yeah (That's what you are) At my age it’s hard to hear And I sometimes misunderstand I fear Now tell me Sonny (That's what you are) That's what you are (That's what you are) That's what you are, (That's what you are), oh, yeah (That's what you are) Sonny you’re useless, it's true You know youth is wasted on you Now tell me Sonny, (That's what you are) That's what you are That's what you are, (That's what you are), yeah (That's what you are) Waaa Sonny you’re useless, it's true You know youth is wasted on you Now tell me Sonny , (That's what you are) That's what you are That's what you are, (That's what you are), yeah (That's what you are) Well now tell me Sonny (That's what you are) You’re useless Sonny (You know you are), whoa yeah, It’s good to be old (That's what I want) Wasted youth Sonny, (That's what you are) That's what you are, (That's what you are), yeah (That's what you are) Well now tell me Sonny (That's what you are) Wasted youth Sonny (That's what you are), whoa yeah, you’re useless sonny (That's what you are) Now, tell me Sonny (That's what you are) That's what you are, (That's what you are), yeah That's what you are
(PS I Love You) In this Seniors home from a Dickensian tale All we seem to get is soup that’s thin and pale Sometimes made on oatmeal add some salt to taste It’s really just a floured paste P.S. it’s gruel, gruel, gruel, gruel I wanna come home to you son Until the day I do son P.S, it’s gruel, gruel, gruel In this Seniors home from a Dickensian tale All we seem to get is soup that’s thin and pale Sometimes made on oatmeal add some salt to taste It’s really just a floured paste P.S. it’s gruel, gruel, gruel, gruel In this Seniors home (oh) From a Dickensian tale (Dickensian tale) All we seem to get is soup (yeah) That’s thin and pale I wanna come home to you son Until the day I do son P.S, it’s gruel, gruel, gruel Gruel, gruel, gruel It’s gruel